Monday, February 20, 2012

Drunken Weekend Wrap-Up

Friday Night:

I wanted to stay in to save money and avoid too much boozing, so I settled in with a bottle of wine and some NBA basketball. Just when I was so bored that I couldn't even take it anymore, Oats called me up and told me he was in a cab down the street from my house.

He had some friends in town, and they were a good time. We ended up at a 4AM bar, getting hammered, ordering beef sandwiches at Brothers Beef and watching "Glory."

Saturday Night

I watched my 10-year-old nephew crush in his basketball game. I'm proud of the little ginger.  Kid can ball, son! He's aggressive as hell, like on of the Bad Boys on the '88 Pistons. Then we played Pictionary with the whole family, and it was me, grandpa, and 10-year-old versus sister, grandma, and 6-year-old. We blew a huge lead, largely due to the fact that I couldn't draw a convincing enough bum.

My buddy Guile was in town from the suburbs, so he and I met over at HLP's place for cocktailing and dubstep music, a form of music that I need to get my hands on for workouts. Turns out it's also good boozing music.

The idiots dancing outside the liquor store in this clip are dancing to dubstep stuff.

Anyone ever use the autotone application on their iPhone where you can make stupid T-Pain songs from any phrase you say into the phone, picking from various background music? I made a song called "Does it smell like fish?" based on a now famous statement from an East St. Louis stripper who was smoking a cigarette on stage. And not with her mouth . . .

Then we went to Liars Club where I moshed around the room to the Misfits in a Randy "Macho Man" Savage mask that was inexplicably but thankfully at the bar.

Then back at Oats place with Brothers Beef again, only this time watching "28 Days Later," my favorite art house zombie flick, Oats heeded a 4AM booty call. He came home the next morning, already late for work, to find me sleeping in his bed with my shoes on.


I stayed in all day and watched City of God with two Italian beef sandwiches, and it only just now dawned on me that they were my 3rd and 4th of the weekend, not to mention like 25 beers. I need some of that dubstep shit and a heavy workout today . . .


Just telling it like it is said...

Man I want to come play and drink with you on in his bed I bet he just loved that one...hehehe

sybil law said...

Sounds like a decent weekend, though! Alcohol productivity, some family time, some moshing, some laughs ...
I couldn't get through the fucking dubstep. I made it to the 2 minute mark. Listening to that hungover? Aw hell naw.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Just Telling: You sure you could hang with us? Also, he just laughed his ass off when he saw the shoes. I'm too cute to be mad at, after all.

Sybil: You're right. Lots of good stuff packed in that weekend. And lots of beef sandwiches. This was not the badass dubstep band were were listening too, but I didn't know the name of them, and this one had dancing idiots by a gas station.

Mr. Shife said...

Sounds like an excellent weekend, Dr. Ken. I have to vicariously through you since all I don't have much of a social life right now, but I am working on a drinking game for "Chuggington" so at least I can get hammered when I am watching cartoons with Kyle.