Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, Illinois found that out the hard way after going 111mph and running a stop sign and a red light (whole story including picture of the idiot here). When the officer asked why he was going so fast, he said he was in a hurry to go have sex with a girl he likes.
Now, it seems to me that it's as good an excuse as any, but to be going that fast and disobeying traffic signals knowing you have weed in the car? That must have been some poonanny . . .