Sunday, April 29, 2012

In a Hurry to Get Your Freak On Is NOT an Excuse to Speed

Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, Illinois found that out the hard way after going 111mph and running a stop sign and a red light (whole story including picture of the idiot here).  When the officer asked why he was going so fast, he said he was in a hurry to go have sex with a girl he likes. 

Now, it seems to me that it's as good an excuse as any, but to be going that fast and disobeying traffic signals knowing you have weed in the car?  That must have been some poonanny . . .


sybil law said...

What a lucky, lucky girl.
Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?

That guy is dumb as nine chickens.

Heff said...

It was reported that he allegedly "sped" in the bedroom later, too.


Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sybil: Yup. And the hole story is crazier than roosters with socks on.

Heff: For sure. "Gone in 60 Seconds."