Even if the odds of me being a porno actor are rapidly dwindling as I get older, I think that if I ever had to do some "acting" to make ends meet, I would already have thought up the perfect catch phrase. Just as I got done spritzing all over whatever/whoever it is that needed a spritz, I would crane my neck back, cup my open hand around the side of my mouth and bellow:
"Clean up on aisle three!"
What do you think, Seven Readers? You have a porn catch phrase of your own or perhaps a porn actor name for yourself?