Tuesday, September 04, 2012

What Would You Do?

So I was out for dinner and drinks with the folks I play beach volleyball with, and the busboy delivering our food pointed out to my buddy which sandwich was his and actually touched the bun with his pointer finger. 

What would you do?

A. Demand a new sandwich or at least a new bun.
B. Say nothing.  Not a big deal.  Just eat your sandwich.
C. Awkwardly say, "Uh.  You touched my sandwich . . ."

If you have a D for a write-in, feel free to do that.  My friend did C, by the way. 

"This one I have dipped my finger into is yours."


"Weird accent" Mario said...

Answer C 2.0:
Awkwardly say, "Uh. You touched my sandwich . . .", and then steal one of the Coca Cola cups in retribution. (true story, bro)

Lil' Nigglet said...

wuz da busboy blakk or whites ?!?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Weird Accent Mario: You're right! He did have his revenge with awesome Pizza Hut style Coke glass!

Lil': I am honored to have my first racial stereotype blog commenter. I think I have finally made the big time!

Anonymous said...

"Did you just have your finger in your asshole or were you handling your junk?"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Bama: You just never know, which is why poking at a newly delivered sandwich is just no good.