Yesterday while I was at the bar watching American football, my friends with smart phones (mine is dumb) knew the very moment when Terry Bradshaw said that the black Miami running back, Reggie Bush, looked like he was chasing a bucket of chicken. Terry claims that it was a running joke about his white co-host Jimmy Johnson who loves fried chicken. The problem is, nobody knows that inside joke, so Terry comes off like a hillbilly racist.
Terry is an idiot. He isn't funny and he has no tact. How can you not know that when you make a fried chicken reference about a black guy, you're going to piss people off? The good news is that his idiocy gave us a lot of laughs at the bar. And I was laughing through all 3 waitresses that I went through. Yes. I closed out 3 tabs - that's how much football and beer I consumed. I mean, I was sucking down those beers like a Mexican guy who really likes to drink Corona after work. Seriously, I mean, I was knocking them back like a drunken chinaman working on the railroad. You might even say I was going through more bottles of beers than an injun in heat.
Okay, I'll stop right there. It's a good thing I'm not on TV. Just get a look at this video . . .