Today's word of the day is muthafucka. I realize you may be thinking a few things.
1. I spelled it wrong. That's intentional. If you say motherfucker, those two "R" sounds are all wrong for how this word should be used in this sense.
2. Also, today's word of the day is to be used to start a sentence.
"Muthafucka, I already told you that shit!"
or how about . . .
"Muthafucka, where the damn milk at?"
I just asked Mrs. Noisewater to start a sentence with the word of the day. I said, "Quick, say a sentence that starts with muthafucka. Her first attempt was this:
I let her know that her sentence made no sense and would need a verb. Her next attempt was excellent, though.
"Muthafucka tried to rob me!"
I rather like that. It tells a story. He tried to rob her, which implies that he failed and she likely fucked that muthafucka up!
Try a sentence with the word of the day in the comments section, readers. I'm confident you will find it to be a good deal of fun. Also, try the word of the day on a friend and let me know how they react.