Sunday, May 02, 2010

Destroy


Some mornings I listen to these DJ's in Chicago named Sherman and Tingle because they're funny, and they have a guy named Paul the Perv who gives me the traffic times in a Buffalo Bill voice from Silence of the Lambs. The other day, for whatever reason, Sherman, or maybe it was Tingle, was saying that every holiday his grandma takes a dump in the bathroom and stinks it up to all hell. What killed me about it was how he said it: "She goes in there and just destroys!"

That's a great way to say it, and the doctor urges you to use that word in that sense by the end of the week.

That's Doctor's orders.

7 comments:

JerseySjov said...

already say that!
"Guys... could you hang out in the living room for like 10 minutes, I'ma gonna absolutely destroy the can in like 20 seconds."

Heff said...

People use the word FOR ME once I leave the toilet.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Glad you two are getting it done!

blamemyrobot said...

Already in my lexicon. It describes the situation perfectly

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Atta boy, Blame. Destroy on, playa.

Mr. Shife said...

Well I must abide. The little man has been destroying his diapers for weeks now ever since he started he people food and I know he is going to destroy the bathroom in more ways than one when we start potty training. Probably going to have to play "Seek & Destroy" by Metallica as his intro to the commode music.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: If Seek and Destroy is your son's shitting song, he is the coolest baby ever. I'm laughing as I type that. Good stuff.