Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Iron Sheik

The best things about this clip of 1980's professional wrestler, The Iron Sheik, going bananas in order of their occurrences in this clip are . . . (and don't forget to turn off the music player on the right before hitting play)

1. His rapid mood change of nostalgia and happiness to outright disgust and contempt when the name of The Killer Bee's tag team member, Brian Blair, comes to his mind.

2.Sheik accidentally saying that Blair is a "fag" worse than Michael Jordan, but then immediately correcting himself to say "Michael Jackson." I must say, I was thrown at first at his mention of Jordan.

3. He comes out of his scowl to give respect to the other member of the Bee's, "Jumpin" Jim Brunzell, especially for being a good high jumper, but then the scowl returns as the subject comes back to Blair - and again, he is said to be a bigger "fag" than The King of Pop.

4. I like the process of breaking a man's back, making him humble, and then fucking his ass. It seems to conflict with his views on homosexuality, but we won't question the Sheik's methods.

5. He then says that he would have engaged in that whole ordeal mentioned in number four of this list, but he had too much respect for his "sport" and for his boss, Vince McMahon. But, had it not been for that, he would have done the ass fucking, part of the "old country way," but this time the steps are a little different. Now, he says he would first suplex him, then put him in the camel clutch - breaking his back, then fuck his ass, and then make him humble.

6. Now he says that he wouldn't do all of this because of God, Jesus, Mr. McMahon. But, again, for the third time, he says that Blair out-fags Michael Jackson, and he would have gladly, also for the third time, done some back breaking, ass fucking, and humble-making.

7. Now he says that he's worse than Hulk Hogan. It seems like everyone hated Hogan because he was a crappy wrestler with limited skills, but in spite of that, moved up the ranks strictly based on his showmanship. But, did he mean worse in that sense or in the gay sense? That's what's unclear here, Iron Sheik.

8. Besides all of the urges to break backs and sodomize someone, "everything was great." Love that ending! Thank you, Sheik!


Candy's daily Dandy said...

A few things...

1. Inner City Blues by Marvin Gaye was playing, and that's just a killer it

2. I cant get past the interviewer's "wikid Boston accent", and I'm from Boston.

3. Who's fucking who in the ass and who's gay? Fucking in the ass makes you humble? And oooh boy, there's some serious homophobic denials going on there,... Is he gay?

4. If I were a body language expert, I would venture a guess and say that his body language suggests something other than he is saying.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Candy: Actually, the "Camel Clutch" looks kind of a like a Gay Kama Sutra position, to be honest with you. I think you might be onto something . . .

Heff said...

What a DillHole ! "He has much "ass-pect" for his "sport"" and for his boss, Vince McMahon !!"

Ninety tree tousand !

I remember that dumb motherfucker used to go off yelling so hard & loud, he'd have to gasp for air between sentences, and once lost his voice for awhile after doing it, lol !

tnobes said...

F*ck the dawes, you gotta get an interview with the Iron Sheik and force him to do some mooj quotes. One thing I want to make clear though, I don't want to be around. Who knows man, thinking about the aligator f*ckhouse might give him some ideas and despite him being a senior citizen, I am confident he would easily have his way with us, also at the same time somehow, perhaps with a double sider, real good.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

You mean jack black's nacho libre? hehehe.

that wrestling isn't real, you know.

The heart those guys are wrestlers. :)

Mr. Shife said...

Is he still around? He can probably get elected next Tuesday somewhere with those kind of campaign promises. I remember hating the hell out of The Iron Sheik especially when he and the Hulkster had a match. Hulk would be almost down and out but the Hulkamaniacs helped him rise up and win. Good times.

Scott Oglesby said...

I’ve always hated professional wrestling but I always loved, absolutely loved, the interviews. The Sheik was so bad he was funny.

My two old time favorites were Rowdy Roddie Piper and George the Animal Steel. I only wish that the UFC guys could give footage like that. George St Pierre and BJ Penn need to learn how to do that!

Vodka and Ground Beef said...


This is awesome.

Did he say "he'd break his ass and then fuck his ass"??? (oh, and then make him humble)


I was laughing so hard during this. Outrageous.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Heff: Yes. He gets a little worked up. Hahahaha.

T-Nobes: That would have to be a "phoner." I don't want The Sheik to make me humble.

Spikey: I loved the Heart Foundation. The Anvil just died. : (

Shife: Yes, The Sheik damn near had him choked out. Darn! Make him humble!!!

Scott: Yes. Only some WWF guys get it like that. Koshcheck, Mayhem Miller to name a couple.

Vodka: Yes. He did say that. Because he rules. Hey, I just responded to this after months and months, but your blog is no more. : (