Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Scene: Dr. Ken is at the gym, and he bumps into a gal he knows.
Gal: Hey! I was just telling Stacey that I didn't think you really worked out here because we never see you.
Dr. Ken: Yup. I'm here a lot, actually. As a matter of fact, I'm climbing aboard the Butt Blaster right now.
(The Dr. motions towards the Butt Blaster machine to his right)
Gal: The Butt Blaster?
(Laughing, perhaps more at him than with him.)
Dr. Ken: Yes, ma'am. Surprised you never see me. I'm blasting my butt up here just about every day.
Dr. Ken: Well, I mean, I'm not always on this machine in particular. Not that my butt's a problem area, per say . . . But great seeing you!
Gal: Yes, you too!
(Dr. Ken straps himself to the butt blaster and tries to blast away his fat and stupidity.)