Monday, January 31, 2011

Wait, She Had WHAT In Her Pockets?

Have you ever listened closely to the lyrics of "Little Red Corvette" by Prince?

In one part, he says:

"I guess I must be dumb
She had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used."

To me, he was kind of dumb for sticking with that Phillie. I mean, who holds onto spent rubbers? That's a big red flag, Purple One.


Gorilla Bananas said...

Perhaps they were souvenirs. Some women need a memento when they've received a great rogering.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Yes, but if they were souvenirs from earlier that night, that's a really bad sign . . .