. . . But do mind the asterisks as you read.
I'm using someone.* I just keep going over there, doing my thing** with her, and then I sort of use her for her awesome apartment. She has better cable than me, and it's always neater than my place.*** Don't get me wrong, I like her and all, but deep down, I know she's not the one.****
*Using a bunch of free passes at super fancy gym with no intention of joining.
**Usually swimming. I miss swimming. I was really good when I was a mean backstroker in the 8-years-old and under division.
***I love taking a steam, taking a dip in the hot tub, I like the water with the cucumbers soaking in it, it has like 4 levels, a quarter mile indoor track, two pools . . .
****The place is like $100 a month.