Gancey Girlfriend and I were watching some show on E! where they were talking about all the people who died in 2009, which was way too many people, and they were showing bits from Michael Jackson's funeral. During Stevie Wonder's speech, and I imagine he talked more than he played, which is par for the course for Stevie, he said something along the lines that we needed Mike here on earth, but God must have needed him more, to which Gancey Girlfriend said . . .
Gancey Girlfriend: Why should we assume that he is going to Heaven?
Dr. Ken: That's true! He could be getting molested by demons in hell even as we speak!
GG: Did you really just say that?
DK: What would that be like? Wow! That would be no picnic, but I guess he deserves it if he, in fact, touched all those kids.
GG: (looks back at the television, ignoring him)
DK: Do you think Beelzebub* has a devil put aside for Mike . . . For Mike . . . For MIKE!! (starts into the heavy metal part of Bohemian Rhapsody).
GG: (Continues to try to ignore but cracks a smile, which only encourages him)
*I thought for sure that I read somewhere that Beelzebub is the guy in Hell who tortures the crap out of people and makes them scream so loud we can hear it on Earth, but I couldn't find it on the Them Internets. If anyone can find anything about that, I'm thinking either Michael 5000 or Zen Wizard would be especially up for this challenge, let me know in the comments.