Sunday, August 07, 2011

So, I was taking a picture of some girls last night who were friends of friends . . .


. . . and one told me to hold the camera up high and point it downward, and because I was like 10 Corona's deep, I blurted out, "Oh, you mean to minimize the double chins. Gotcha." The first pic I took had 5 pissed off faces and one giving me the bird.

Then I had to split a cab with them downtown.

This uncomfortable foot-in-the-mouth moment has been brought to you by Summer's Eve.

9 comments:

b.burjan said...

hahaa...getting a group of chicks pissed off happens to the best of us, intentional or not

Andrew said...

Haha! Awesome!

Gorilla Bananas said...

I've seen angrier women. What do they do for a living?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Burjan: Yes. I've never seen you do such a thing . . .

Andrew: Sorta awesome and sorta terrible. I had mixed emotions about it, from what I remember.

Gorilla: I have no idea what their jobs were. After that, they didn't seem to want to tell me much.

JerseySjov said...

i mean... they literally asked for it

JerseySjov said...

besides, every gal worth her salt knows how to look skinny from any angle. hand-on-hip, torso twist, angle chin down, smile!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: True, but that was a bit of an impulse control issue on my part. I wouldn't have said it stone sober. Man, I wish I had the pic of them all pissed for a blog pic . . .

BeckEye said...

Well, it is true. That's why they told you to do it.

I always hate when I'm at a bar and there are girls who, any time a camera is pointed in their direction, can go from "talking normally" to "duck face" in 1 millisecond.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Duck face! Love it. The sign of an immature person. Then again, I have lots of pics of me making dumb faces . . .