Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Questions Like These Are Why They Didn't Invite Dr. Ken to the Town Forum Debate

The last time I was at the dentist, the massage therapist wasn't on duty.  That's the whole reason I go to that dentist.  Can you crack down on some bullshit like that?

Can you make a line at the Starbucks for people who don't want fancy drinks with 9 specifications?  Those people suck, right?

Can we get back to the 1980's where a white guy could so easily adopt a Black kid with a growth defect like Webster and Arnold?

Are any of you worried that with the increase in Guitar Hero, that rock bands in 20 years will only be able to play songs that play an entire fret and not individual notes?

What are you going to do to improve implant titty technology?  They still look like bowling balls behind stretched skin and feel like rubber.  

Are either of you going to have a deadbeat, shit heal, drunk-ass brother to make fun of like Billy Carter?


Candy's daily Dandy said...


This post is genius. Loved it!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Candy: Thanks! It's been up for a few days and getting no comments so I appreciate it. I commented on blogs for my whole blogroll, so I don't know what else to do. I just don't post again until I get at least one comment on the last one, so thanks to you, I can post tonight or tomorrow morning.

: )

jamesdouglasmorrison said...

Yeah rock is dying mooj, not going to have another band like the doors ever, which I knew but give me something new that excites me. The next 20 look bleak.

Radioactive Tori said...

This is like the 4th comment I'm trying to leave and if it doesn't work this time I am going to throw my phone in frustration!

My friend, a plastic surgeon, says there is a new implant called gummy implants that look and feel as natural as possible. If I could figure out how to find someone with them and then convince them to let me feel them in a real person I might actually consider getting them if they lived up to what he said they were like. But really with all the medical advances we gave had why can't they just figure out a way to get natural ones to grow????

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yes to The Doors and natural titty growth stimulation!