Tuesday, November 17, 2009

West Rules

Yesterday, while having lunch at a McDonalds on the West Side of Chicago, I heard a man say loudly in front of customers, "I left my mufuckin' jacket in the car." I thought to myself, maybe this guy doesn't work here. He couldn't possibly use the MF word so blatantly like that and be on the clock, but yes, then I saw him change a liner on a garbage can continuing to pepper the conversation he was having with his friend with sporadic expletives.

I learned this is okay on the West Side, and you know what else is a-okay by me in that part of town or any other? Hushpuppies dipped in tarter sauce. Sound gross? I say judge not until you've dipped one of those "mufuckas."


HeatherLynn said...

oh, brother, i'm with you on the hushpuppies in tartar sauce! Mmmmmm....now i'm hungry, great, it's 9:45 a.m. and the nearest hushpuppy joint is like 30 miles away!




Jenni said...

You know, that gives you complete permission to order your meal at that particular McDonalds as follows... "I'll take the motherfuckin' McFish value meal and a coke...Oh, and supersize that bitch."

HeatherLynn said...

Jenni ~ you're funny! Next time i'm up in Chicago, I'm ordering it EXACTLY like that and will think of you!


BeckEye said...

I wouldn't dip YOUR balls in tartar sauce. That stuff is nasty. And to taint hushpuppies with such a thing? Ugh.

BeckEye said...

I don't know why I said "YOUR balls," as if I was making sure to differentiate between your balls and my balls. Which I don't have.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Lyn: You've done that? I thought I discovered something. Man, that shit is killer! Why can't it be good for you?

Jenni: Right on, bitch!

Lyn: Yeah, check out Jenni. She's been a blog "buddy" for a long time.

Beck: Hope you like your tarter sauce "lumpy."

word verification? "hipman." Yes I am. Yes. I. Am.

JerseySjov said...

im unsure if ive ever had hushpuppies but i love tartar sauce.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: Well, do you like corn bread? Do you like deep fried stuff? We know you like tarter sauce . . . I got a feeling you'd be down!