Sunday, July 25, 2010
Here's Something You Probably Didn't Know . . .
. . . If you played with a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) when you were a kid, it was preparing you to get a woman off when you were older.
Think about it, you rubbed the game cassette down with two fingers, you blew into it, and everyone had their own little tricks to get it "going," if you know what I mean. It's a lot like foreplay, with the main act being getting to play the game, Castlevania, or whatever.
There were even some industry standard things you could pick up to enhance the experience, such as in Contra: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b,b,a,b,a, start (select start for two players). Try those directions with your tongue next time you're down there. Tell her it was Doctor's orders from your old pal, Dr. Ken: a guy who knows his way around an NES, among other things.