Wednesday, March 27, 2013

My lady and I are going to Catalina today, a small island off the coast of California.  We don't know much about it, but we have heard these things and will figure out soon which are true:

1. They don't allow cars on the island, so there are golf carts zipping in every direction.  Zips a verb, right?

2. It is overrun with wild pigs.

3. There are wild buffalo on the island too that were not native to the island; they were used in movies and have been growing in numbers ever since.

4. It's impossible to leave without having said "It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer!"


The Grand Wave said...

Boats and Hoes! Boats and Hoes!

Cocaine Princess said...

Wow! I've never been there but always wanted to.

Have a great time!!

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Grand: I was singing that on the ferry ride . . .

Coke: You should some day. Very beautiful place.