For some reason we got on the topic of her giant fake boobs, and she told us that she has had two accidents resulting in having to have them replaced. The first happened when she was on a first date with a guy and she felt one of them suddenly leak, putting a damper on the date. Literally.
The second one is the one that made me fall out laughing and just made me glad to be alive to hear wacky stuff like this. She was leaning into a fence trying to get the perfect picture of a giraffe when she was suddenly jolted by the electric fence, exploding her tits! After one of those mishaps, she said the owner of the bar payed for another round of boobs for her. Two good perks to working at that bar!
|Can I help you? Did you get a good enough look this time? (This isn't actually her, just a random Google image)|
Have you ever heard of anything like this, or do you have a bartender or barfly tale you would like to share?