Thursday, March 07, 2013

The Iditarod is going on this week, a race in negative 100 degree temperature where you are pulled on a sled by 8 for 8 or 9 days.  Off the top of my head, I would rather do these 5 things for 8 days straight . . . 

1. Cash in an 8 day pass to the Milli Vanilli museum in Austria.

2. Be homeless in San Diego for 8 days.

3. Eat nothing but Taco Bell for 8 days without the use of toilet paper.

4. Not masturbate for 8 days (I might get on the sled and have a wank in the cold after 4 days . . .)

5. Wash Honey Boo Boo's mom's necks for 8 straight mornings.  

That's three necks by my count.

What about you, Seven Readers?  What might you do instead?


Cocaine Princess said...

I'm not too sure what I would do. I'll get back to you later when I stop laughing-- seriously your list is too funny although #3 grossed me out.

PS. −100F is −73C. Up where I live we've hit -25C (-13F) this past winter. My God I can't imagine doing anything in -73C.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Did I say Paul was the walrus? After seeing that picture I might not masturbate for 8 days.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Piggy Fat Asses mom for 8 days.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Coke: Too far with number 3? Good to know. That's cold as hell. I always thought you lived in Bolivia or something. Chicago winters are pretty brutal, but not dog sled style.

Gorilla: Hahahhaa. SHE is the walrus, yes. 8 days at a minimum. Hahahaha!!!

Bama: Wait, you mean the lady pictured? I'll get on the dog sled if that's what it comes to. I have found my limits. Maybe 2 days, but 8?