Saturday, November 06, 2010


I used to do fun podcasts when I was in a comedy group a couple of years back. It was one of the things I really enjoyed. My buddy, we'll call him Crom, was in the group with me too, and tonight he's coming over to do a quick podcast before we go out to the bars. The problem is, we don't really have a topic, but sometimes those are the best ones. We'll just let it happen organically with some bottles of Budweiser.

Don't you hate your voice on tape? Mine sounds so damned deep for some reason, and not in a sexy way like Barry White. Sometimes I have a thick Chicago accent, not as thick as Crom's though. Other times I sound like a gay surfer or something. If I always sound different, does that mean I'm unsure of myself?

Anyway, I'll post it here on The Gancer for your enjoyment. Anyone have any good topic ideas? Hurry up because Crom is on his way now . . .


BeckEye said...

Stem cell research.

No, no...I meant to say "boobs."

Gorilla Bananas said...

Was Michelle Obama a virgin when she got married? If not, who porked the first lady and does he deserve secret service protection?

Scott Oglesby said...

I abhor my recorded voice as well. I sound nasally with a Pittsburgh accent… which is pretty much nasally. I cringe to hear myself on so much as an answering machine.

Vodka and Ground Beef said...

My voice sounds raspy and deep. It might just be the gender reassignment hormones I'm taking, but maybe it's something else.

Radioactive Tori said...

I hate my voice and would never do a podcast because then I would be forced to hear it. People always say I have kind of a little kid voice. Right now I think I sound crazy when I talk because I can't hear myself in one ear and have no idea how loud I am talking. Half the time I am mumbling and half the time talking really loud and that all happens in a single conversation.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I so know what radioactive girl is saying. a lady once called my apartment phone when i was in college, I was still 17yrs old and asked to speak to my mommy.


I said my MOMMY isn't her at her house.


hey...why don't you do...a mel gibson in a southern state police drunk tank with other drunks...let me know if you need someone to write up the comedy scene. just brush up on your slightly aussie accent...and southern "Mr. Tibbs" accents too, m'kay. just let me know how many peeps will be there.
ciao honey.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Beck: We went with something closer in relevance to the boobs.

Gorilla: Porking the First Lady is a great porno title.

Scott: Yeah, I'm not sure if mine's nasally, just so deep that it's kind of gross, I think.

Vodka: How's that treatment going? I support you. I don't judge. : )

Radio: You're saying that you're ruling out a podcast? I think you got lots to say. : )

Spikey: Yes! I could go for a mock Mel Gibson podcast talking about all the races of people that are fun to hate on. Man, that guy has really come unglued.