Saturday, November 13, 2010

Rule #34, Part 3: Tentacles and Werewolves Need Loving Too

Rule #34: Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject (from

In this installment of the podcast (go down a few posts to see the concept of this project if you don't know the story) Crom thinks he has an easy one in mind with Cthulhu Porn, but it proved quite challenging to find such a thing. To me, the funniest part of this one is when Crom spots the dude from The Iron Chef in a picture hanging above the bed with the Cthulhu/octopus creature getting it on with some other kind of monster. As always, remember to turn off the music player on the right panel so that you can hear our retarded analysis.

For Dr. Ken's search, he goes with Werewolf porn. The first video we found was just a really hairy guy with some fangs doing it. That's just lazy on the production value and not a convincing werewolf, so we couldn't count that one. It is cute that Dr. Ken cleans up a video's description by saying "getting her p-word f'd." The next video we found was the real deal: real live werewolf screwing. That brought us to 5 out of 6, but somehow our numbers at the time were off. Give us a break; we were drinking at the time.


Vodka and Ground Beef said...

Werewolf porn is the hottest thing going right now. Your finger is really on the pulse of America.

By the way, this is the second time I've heard "The Ballad of Jim Jones." It will forever remind me of Dr. Ken. I'm going to be downloading that.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Werewolf porn is too easy to fake by passing off a dog as a werewolf. There is definitely a site containing explicit dog-woman action, because Jungle Jane once linked it in a comment in my blog. She also gave me a photo of a woman performing auto-cunnilingus. (Or maybe I gave the photo to her, I can't remember.)

Heff said...

Cthulhu Porn ? FREAKY.

Radioactive Tori said...

I love that you used the word ginormous. Awesome.

I was thinking that you should have posted the links so we could watch it as you talked because it may have been even funnier. Obviously I can google my own porn, but finding exactly what you are talking about might be difficult. But then I realized that makes me sound like some kind of perv so let's pretend I never suggested that at all.

Candy's daily Dandy said...


Werewolf porn???


Oh, the pulse of America?

There are some seriously sick fucks out there.


Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Vodka: DL that whole record. It's a good one. Better still, watch "Dig!" You really get to see BJM's craziness. They are the nuttiest band ever; they may even be into werewolf porn.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Yeah, I think that was you that sent that because you sent me some interesting stuff in the past. You deviant.

Heff: Don't rule out Tentacle Erotica.

Radio: Yeah, you're right, but I like that people have to really use their imaginations and we were under the gun to describe them really well. : )

Candy: Yup. There are some sickos out there. What's wrong with regular people doing regular stuff? There are hundreds of variations that don't require werewolves and tentacles.

Scott Oglesby said...

I love how you say that you’ve found the real deal; real life werewolf screwing! How can you be sure that the werewolves aren’t faking their orgasms though?

Wait, your captcha just made me spell fentyl. And you’re a doctor. Can you please get me some fentyl? Or Percocet would be fine.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Scott: Yeah, I guess real werewolf screwing isn't possible, since they're not real, but I'll get you a prescription for that fentyl, ASAP.