So, you heard "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus coming out of my apartment and you immediately call the police? It can't just be because I think it's a cool song? You right away assume that I have a plus-size woman in a pit in my basement, and I'm lowering her lotion with a bucket while I dance around in the mirror with my wang tucked between my legs while I seductively dab on lipstick? I just . . . I just like the song. You can trust me.