Monday, July 09, 2012


i work my summer job with this one boisterous and hyper guy, a lot like me, and he is also very off color with his jokes, like me.  so the other day someone is being a total doucher, and so gross guy says that the perfect term for someone like that is a felcher.  i had never heard of this, and i was informed, probably within earshot of customers, that this is a term for someone who sucks the semen, sometimes with a straw, out of another guy's anus after anal sex.

i did some research and found this quote from someone who wrote a comic on felching:

OK, since we didn’t get in any trouble with Snatch and Jiz, and a couple of these other comics, I was partying one night with Crumb, Wilson and these other guys. And Wilson mentioned to me, he says, "I was talking to Ken Weaver and he had this real interesting word." I said what, "What is it?" "A word called 'felch.'" I said, "What does that mean?" He said, "It is a real old term and it means orally withdrawing semen from someone’s lower digestive tract after having anal sex." I said, "There’s a word for something like that?" That’s incredible that not only is there a word like that, but it has a provenance. Hell yeah, we’re going to do a felch comic. So I talked to Crumb, "Yeah, we’re going to do a felch comic."
 that must be good reading!  and think of the illustrations!


sybil law said...

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the new put-down!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Education at it's finest from the Doctor.

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking idiot.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

sybil: you bet!

candy: i try!

as for anonymous readers with nothing worthwhile to contribute, i don't respond to felchers like that.

sybil law said...

Anonymous: the biggest felcher of all time.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sybil: Right!? Felch city. You always got my back.