I just got back from another trip to see my lady, LSD, out in Los Angeles, and one highlight was definitely getting a chance to play some beach volleyball because it's cold as crap here in Chicago. While we were playing, a bald black man walks over to the outdoor showers you use rinse sand off before going home, and he proceeds to take a full on shower with soap and shampoo. He left his shorts on, thank God, but he did reach down there to excessively clean his junk and his butt. It could have been considered lewd conduct the way he was lathering away on those balls. I mean, they had to be really clean by the time he was done.
Then "Gangnam Style" came on, and he started doing the dance while he washed his nuts, at which time I just fell out laughing. Thank you, weird guy. I needed that laugh.