Saturday, September 04, 2010

We were hanging out back at a friend's place after a long night of nudey photo hunt and karaoke, and one female friend of ours showed us a special talent: She can queef (or vart if you prefer) on demand. She lied down on the floor, and you could hear her sucking the air into her hooha, and then expeling it immediately with a rather loud queef. She could do this at a rate of one a second for as long as she wants or until we got bored of it, which we didn't. One guy even stuck his head down there (she was fully clothed) and listened closely as she queefed directly into his face, and then he laughed like an idiot, which was making me laugh uncontrollably.

It's just the type of night I needed.

7 comments:

BeckEye said...

I have a friend in NYC who does burlesque. She told me all about another woman who she sometimes did shows with who went by the name of Queen LaQueefa. You can imagine what her talent was. I always wanted to catch her act, but somehow I always missed it. But if you're ever in New York, look her up.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Beck: Queen LeQueefa is the best thing I've heard all week. Haha!

Andrew said...

That's pretty rad.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Andrew: Indeed it was. We have to get her on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks.

JerseySjov said...

my friend boobsweat can queef on command! she only does it on rare occasions but it's WONDERFUL

Ms Smack said...

I'm both revolted but compelled to agree with your other readers that is certainly some kind of magical skill... is that the word? or control?

I don't understand how a vagina can SUCK air in!

xx

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: And why do we call her boob sweat, and may I just add that I love boob sweat, but I kind of hate it because I feel like women are losing their boobs when they sweat excessively in that region.

Smack: I think it means she has the G.I. Joe Kung Fu Grip, which means she is probably talented in the sack. Right?